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thanks for reading this and here's the pasta I was a fan of Pokemon until now. I was a intern at game freak, while snooping around the archives i saw a cartridge saying Pokemon platinum: uncut edition. i thought that was weird because there was no previous uncut Pokemon games anyway i took the cartridge and wen't home and inserted it into my DS lite and huddled my brain griffin plush. when the title screen popped up it was a bloody corpse instead of of giratina's origin form, when i pressed start i heard a human screaming there was already a save file that said LEAVENOW i selected it while keeping my brain griffin plush near close to my chest. it took me to spear pillar but the pillars were covered in BLOOD but then a torterra jumpscare popped up i touched the image to check if it was real but then torterra said YOU FOOL YOU DARE TO TOUCH MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!!??!!?!!?!, but then i was forced into a battle with this demon but when i was looking at my Pokemon that i could use, only one who is alive was a electabuzz with a gash on it's head. i couldn't do anything but watch it stand there but then the torterra which goes by the name torterra.png said one thing "DIE..." and then he used a earthquake so powerful it broke the game. after that a ghost came out of my DS and possessed my brain griffin plush and tried to kill me i (sadly) burn it to a crisp the plush screamed you can not escape from me you motherfucker and then the spirit came out of the plush and flew back into DS. i knew if i tried to explain any of this to anyone at game freak i would loose my job. and that was story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down. the end.

THE EXTRA MEATY ENDING while thinking what to do with the game guy fierri with his giant hot dog came out of my closet and killed me, by the way i guy fierri is writing this so watch out, you may be my next victim. see you all in flavor town, when i find you.